420boymatt:

Happy 420 from Dwight Schrute

420boymatt:

Happy 420 from Dwight Schrute

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

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pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

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landofjonas:

Not nearly as annoying as cancelling the tour, breaking up the band, and not releasing V.

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

jockbrad:


All things sports gear … swimmers, wrestlers, football players, jockstraps, speedos and spandex!
http://jockbrad.tumblr.com/

jockbrad:

All things sports gear … swimmers, wrestlers, football players, jockstraps, speedos and spandex!

http://jockbrad.tumblr.com/

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

image

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staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

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breakfastburritoe:

lets-stop-the-killings-of-robins:

breakfastburritoe:

asks are rebloggable? whats next… rebloggable selfies??

selfies are rebloggable…

obviously not because then id get notes haha nice try though

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